gaping mOuth! MAN UR OLD

tattooed man with your crack showing. you are walking down the road of life. you have chosen your path and it has ultimately led you to my block. you stand by your car and you face adversity with your rollerblades and backwards baseball cap i admire you. i want you to know that you can probably fuck a lot of cougars, not me, but a lot of cougars. one day you will be hit by a car and you will fly across the night sky, hit a curb and get a lot of money resulting in a very successful lawsuit. only then will you proceed to get an even darker tan, more tribal tattoos and a new khaki baseball cap. your skin will shine in the afternoon glare, and your grey hair's bouyancy will elevate the spirits of passerbys of all nations and creeds. i salute your outlandish fashion and drive to accumulate muscles in places you really don't need muscles. if our paths ever cross i will definetly buy you a drink at wet willies, just because. no hidden agendas, just because.