Tuesday, August 26, 2008

BEASThialeah STUFF vol.2

i get off hearing recently graduated babies use the ever so popular, ever immortal "DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT (bro)". it gives me hope that a jovial compeer somewhere is making jello shots on a wednesday night like its saturday night. and he's going to get that girl drunk, the one with the prodigious iron-flat hair with an iron-flat brain to match.
house bunny fans please exit the starbucks and vomit on yourselves across the street at the ballys. i would hate for you to be late to your spinning class. the cornucopia of your existence--besides studded ed hardy shirts and LA looks gel; for that bloooow ouuuut.
but old woman unawaringly exposing underwear trying to sell me jesus christ at walgreens; i'd like you eat my first born if i could.

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