open letter to the parents of children 16 and under in the area of miami's beaches:
your impetuous approach to parenting has led me to believe you feed your children red bull and a dinner roll for supper. keep the precocious little bunnies at home while you walk around wearing a salient neon orange tank top without a bra. THE OLYMPICS CAN WAIT AND YOU CAN WATCH THE HIGHLIGHTS AT WORK TOMORROW ONLINE. unless your syntactic plan includes nikes and/or clever t-shirts with inarticulate phrases; save child labor night for monday.
kitty spinkles and bubbles,
mean denim queen
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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