PHLASH FOTOGRAFY

im gonna try my damndest to perform an acceptable blogpost right now. i've been out of my home with no food since the wee morning. now it is the big scary night and it will envelop me like big scary dark things do.


TOPICS OF INTEREST:



mitt romney is a fucking goon. he induces not even a miniscule of a miniscule of sense when it comes to agruing. all he has to fall back on is name calling and a bed of non-aborted babies. you like him cause he's got morality? cause he's way in favor of the Christian nation? good for you. he's also extremely discriminitive, to the point where I would be considered an african-american in his eyes. fuck this guy. he deserves every expletive I was yelling at the radio, as I was on my way home to my leftist liberal sin barrel. premarital sex.



listen. i HATE being single. no, it's not cause i NEED a boyfriend, it's a WANT. a desire. i love being in a relationship. i love the act of doing random gestures for someone. i crave human contact. being single requires the whole "getting to know people, who am i, who are you, and what will i find out in 10 months that ur lying about" deal. given the oppurtunity, i'm a great girlfriend. i can say that with complete confidence. maybe that's a quality i put in the hierarchy of my personality, i dont know. but i do know that not having anyone to go home to except a TV and 2 cats that you dont even know the names of, is pretty lackluster.



my job. ::sigh:: here's a few phrases that i hear on a daily basis.
"i'm gonna go slam a sandwhich"
"let me shoot you an e-mail and you can make heads or tails of it"
",but she can be kind of a bitch" <---particularly my boss's favorite saying. comes almost immediately after every sentence.
"ya off to your bake sale?"
dead. serious. on a daily.



diego.
this dude goes "i'ma eat paper"