deBUNKED: txt edition

the filial monday that will unfold before my eyes holds the boorishness of a kitty cat and the ego of aubrey o'day. what happened to the minimal scraps that became my weekend? why did harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay have to be such a gratuitous celluloid blur? how come the first day of the week always smells like sulfur and stagnant declension? the answers to these cryptic ambiguities lie in the pumpkin pie i made last night (the first of the season, this particular season belonging soley to jesus' for he is the obvious and only reason for this 'season'; an axiom on the bumpers of the illuminated and enlightened citizens of earth).

waycong 2 meeeyamii guillz.

RAINRAINRAIN-sombersaturday

you can send your hate mail to veit, she is the single mother who ran out on us.

R I muthafukang P hOoOottie 4 lyfe

stOne lOve

what is up with everyone's tedious lethargy? i like activa just as much as the next seasoned twenty something year old but i am finding it hard to stay away during my lunch break. the weariness of my workdays worry me. the monotony, the copy machines the talking heads with gaping mouths full of empty languor. lets go ride a sea-doo!

%$#*! blisterbust

veit has disavowed this blog:

debUNKED: WORSTWKEVER edition

forlorn souls sip their margaritas at the company happy hour. somewhere an old man picks up a recorder and plays 'green sleeves', a piece of titanium nitrate fizzles into our universe. and i take the third nap i've taken this week. WTTTFFFFFFFF


HERE is my NEWW look (a conjugation of both)

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I HAVE LONG FUCKIN HAIR-do000OOn'care

a study of 303 laparoscopic surgeons (82 percent men; 18 percent women) showed that surgeons who played video games requiring spatial skills and hand dexterity and then performed a drill testing these skills were significantly faster at their first attempt and across all 10 trials than the surgeons who did not the play video games first.

part two: NOT

a NON-verbal explanation to my absence part one.

i learned some french yesterday.





innocuous times call for truculent measures.

so chanced!

what in the world happened to my finger.
more to come.

turn ons:
white t & jeans
sarcasm
the rejection of carbonated sports drinks
self-bonding rubber
invitations to "watch a movie"

turn offs:
mccain, palin, & kilgore
brain dead-ness. the essence of brain dead.

Grrrrraanola Fest 2008

deBUNKED: monday edition

LUUUKIN SO CRZY IN LOVE GOTME LOOKIN GOTME LOOKIN SO CRAZZZY BIGGG BUTTTZZZ



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(answers later DONT CHEAT!)

NOW for some SAT practice KIDSSSSSSSS:

which words are synonyms for DISPARITY?
a. saturday, 2 for 1, starbucks
b. mondays, suits, agendas, gum
c. peanut butter, dried fruit, champagne
d. frank sinatra, hurrican parties, hialeah

which words are antonyms for RAPTUROUS HAPPINESS?
a. gold fangs, new york, cleopatra
b. sarah palin, macys, doctor visits
c. falafels, ten speeds, rum runner
d. biker shorts, pimples, ihop

which sentence conveys a protrayal of the decaying soul?
a. bro there is no way i am not going to the grove.
b. the heirarchy of food is a fable.
c. wasabi peanuts for dinner.
d. i want to wear high heels tonight.

literally PAPER plans and planes

fact: my grandmother will make you the best cuban food you will ever eat this west of the plate tectonic. yet she will also sardonically steal your investment money, hustle some shipments from taiwan and rob you out of your taxes. you can thank her for my daunting sense of humor and wry social skills.


7:56!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL-ives

to the guy who spilt the drink in my hand,

to all the fans: go to your neighborhood ale house and ask for bread; they have none.
I NEVER SLEEEEEEP

don't im us.

you add water (10:24:00 PM): whichever come first
The love chorus (10:24:00 PM): whichever comes first